According to Adam:

Pigs are disgusting when they are alive but fantastic looking when they are dead.

With $100 he could buy a race car, so could I please give him $100 instead of paying for swimming lessons and soccer.

The new girl in his class is a very good and polite little kid since she raises her hand and sits criss-cross-applesauce during carpet time.

Spoons can be weights when exercising.

(Five is such a fun age!)